I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw the last post. What a sneaky little punk!
He was right about my spending a night away from home, though. Mom is so lucky that I never hold a grudge for long because not only did I have to stay at the vet's all by myself, but it was for nothing! Can you believe it??
My vet had heard some heart murmur when I was so excited and so they shaved my chest - now that my belly is finally starting to grow back in - and gave me an ultrasound and Mom was too wimpy to even come and hold my paw. Her excuse was that she thought he would upset me even more.
Good news, though. There's no medication needed yet - take that, you liquid snack hungry little brat - and the vet found a lot of wonderful words for my blood work.
When Mom picked me up and finally took me back home again, I spent a few hours on the Stairs to Nowhere just to show her and dem Dekan how hurt I was. Later Mom told me that he had been very confused and sensitive about me being gone. Who would have thought ....
Anyway, I needed to make clear that I'm still the boss here, so I changed my routine around a bit - slept on the pillow behind Mom's head, kept ripping the kitchen baseboard out every time I came by the kitchen (always worth a little detour), slept on Mom for hours and ignored her pleas to let her breathe.
Most important, though, I took back my throne on the wardrobe to set a sign.
Don't mess with Lady Gundel!
Unfortunately that means we have to do the same stupid thing again next week because the vet is now sure they can do the anesthesia for my dental appointment without a problem.
If you have any tips for a good revenge, let me know!
Maybe real queens don’t need revenge, and you recognize them because their absence, even for just one evening, leaves everyone sad and disoriented. You also recognize them because they sit on the throne, of course. Don’t be fooled if mum says she can’t breathe. She’s had bigger cats than you sleeping on her, and she’s endured it. Being a queen is a great responsibility, and you deserve to rest in the most comfortable places. Mixeta and I wish you the best for that dental appointment.
ReplyDeleteI'd still like some good revenge for Mom, I'm feeling I'm too light on her (get it - too light on her chest, muahahaa). Mixeta, do you have a good idea?
DeleteI deserve absolutely everything, that's true. Thank you for the good wishes! I'm a bit nervous, probably because Mom always is before she goes to the dentist. Guess it runs in the family!