She says I'm driving her nuts. I say she's nuts already.
The discussion is about cabinets and drawers. I'm responsible for guarding this place from intruders. They are everywhere, we all know that. So I have to do a regular round and have a good look in all cabinets, closed rooms, drawers. It's not my fault they are not open for inspection all the time. It's not my fault that they are even locked.
And still she won't open the drawers for me. She says there's nothing interesting in there, but she says that about the cabinets as well.
Let's see about that right this moment.