You already know that my pals and I are constantly neglected in this household. Snuggle deprived, suffering from malnutrition and sometimes we are even chased off our napping spots in the rudest way. As long as we stand together however, we'll be able to fight the evil regime of those clueless humans. It helps that we are street-smart and know how to grasp our chances.
You should have seen Mom when she found this on the table. Hehe, it's not smart to have forgotten it there, is it, lady?
And no matter what you'll do, none of us will squeal about who did it. What are you complaining about, he or she even left some in there!
Humans vs. highly developed feline overlords 0 : 1