Saturday, June 25, 2011


Dear Ms M.,

hereby I want to apply for the job of chiweenie wrangler. I understood you haven't set the business up yet, but let me assure you that I'll be free whenever you'll need me.
At the moment I am working as a counselor for two humans which involves every task from annoying them to consoling them in time of need. They are both in poor condition, so I could collect lots of experience in tending to other creatures, including the rodent variety also living in this household.
If you decide to hire me, my sister Esme will continue my work.

I was born near Goeppingen in 2005. Unfortunately all the documents from that time were lost, so I have to rely on credentials only (which I'm happy to send to you if you consider hiring me).
I started working in my current job in August 2005. Despite my very young age at that time I immediately took over all necessary responsibilities and soon I got promoted to the position of chief annoyer, the highest possible one in this job, with a staff of three felines.
Over the years I had the chance to work with
- humans
- gerbils
- bunnies
- guinea pigs
- coruros
- birds
- free range wildlife (spiders, flies, bugs etc.)

I have no doubt that I can put my experience to good use in work with chiweenies as well and am looking forward to the chance of a personal conversation.

Ponder Stibbons

Attached are the requested action pictures.

Administrative work - one of my responsibilities

Roll call - there are times when authority is asked of an employee

Controlling part of my current herd - the stuffed variety

Keeping control from above for a more efficient watch

Even when sleeping I keep an eye open. Duty comes first


  1. Ponder, your varied experiences are exceptional. I wish you the very best in your job search...I'm sure the action pictures will win any potential employer over. :)

  2. Ponder, with such stellar qualifications, you'll be hired in no time. Make sure you get what you ask for, don't let them stiff ya!

  3. Heeheee Ponder it sounds like you meet the qualifications, I especially like all the action photos! I wish you all the best in this endeavor!!! ;))

  4. Ponder, you seem to have all the bases covered! Have you considered that you might be overqualified for this position?

  5. I'm going to have to check your references before I make a final decision.